What is Marketing? You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I am very rich. Marry me!" "That's Direct Marketing"
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,He's very rich. Marry him." "That's Advertising."
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." "That's Telemarketing."
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
"That's Public Relations." You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you." "That's Brand Recognition." You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I'm rich. Marry me"She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
"That's Customer Feedback."

Made in Japan A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport. A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxi.....zoom.... Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .
Driver: yah.... After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom. Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....yah... After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. ! Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia Driver: yah...yah...yah....!
Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver. Jap: How much? Driver: RM150/- Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge ! ! Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!.... very fast!.... Made in Japan!